Chinese Takeouts

Introducing "Chinese Takeouts" -- Funny T-Shirts for Foodies who dare to Wok on the Wild Side... Food lovers and Asian humorists alike will eat these witty one-liners up. We hear even the Chinese Censors, not noted for smiling, said Google could show our pages!

Choose Any of These Shirt Styles Below -- All tootoographic.com shirts come in a wide range of color choices, all come with our "Smiles Guarantee", and all have NO SHIPPING CHARGES!

Then Select One of These Witty One-Liners --  take a wok on the wild side  Wise man does not dip chopsticks into Emperor's      rice bowl  I tried Winter Melon in Beijing but Spring Dumpling      in Fu Zhou was tastier  Peking Duck is not a Kung Fu manoeuvre  when you're outta rice, you're outta rice  Moo Shu Pork is not a pig with a bovine gene implant How can we help you today?       Going on a Cruise? Check out our new "All at Sea" Shirts and take a few along - - But don't forget: laughing while sea-sick can be dangerous to those around you. Carry some HandiWipes!

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