Introducing Appeteasers...

...Our Tasty New Mega-Collection of Witty Designs For Wine and Food Lovers -- And For People Who Love Food and Wine, Too!

Selection Tips:

Every "Appeteasers" design includes a theme image: a chef's toque, a wine bottle, or a tasty block of cheese.

For each style of shirt, you can choose from four different humor "themes": Wine Lover's Jokes , Cheesy Choices, Foodie Fun, or Commander in Chef Jokes.

In each theme, you'll find about a dozen different text expressions to choose from -- you'll be able to find just the right joke for your shirt!

All the jokes are available in all the styles, so pick your shirt style first, then select the joke design. Scroll down the page to see all the style choices.

"Appeteasers" make great gifts for men who cook or who know their wine!

Men's styles will be found toward the bottom of the page.

"Appeteasers" for men do NOT use "nailheads" to spell out the text expression; most men prefer to have our simple laser-printed text. If your guy would appreciate his design done in "nailheads", just select that option in the "Design Type" pull-down box.

Learn more about our exciting new "nailhead" designs here

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Appeteasers --Nailhead Design -- Women's and Girls' fitted long-sleeve crew-neck tee

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Premium quality 100% cotton mini-rib long-sleeve crew-neck t-shirt styled to fit her just right
Is the way to your funny bone through your stomach? If so, these "Food Lover" T-shirts are just for you! The simple yet witty expressions are spelled out with glistening nailheads, giving these shirts a bold look that grabs attention

Choose an expression and shirt color below
This Shirt Ships Free!

1a) Wine Lover's Choices:

1b) Cheesy Choices:

1c) Foodie Fun:

1d) Commander in Chef:

2) Long-Sleeve Crew-Neck Tee Colors:

3) Size:

4) Nailhead Colors:

5) Hand-Painted Accent:

$28.95 BUY NOW

Appeteasers --Nailhead Design -- Women's and Girls' 3/4 Sleeve V-Neck Hooded T-Shirt

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Premium quality 100% cotton mini-rib 3/4 sleeve v-neck hooded t-shirt styled to fit her just right
Is the way to your funny bone through your stomach? If so, these "Food Lover" T-shirts are just for you! The simple yet witty expressions are spelled out with glistening nailheads, giving these shirts a bold look that grabs attention

Choose an expression and shirt color below
This Shirt Ships Free!

1a) Wine Lover's Choices:

1b) Cheesy Choices:

1c) Foodie Fun:

1d) Commander in Chef:

2) 3/4 Sleeve V-Neck Hoodie Colors:

3) Size:

4) Nailhead Colors:

5) Hand-Painted Accent:

$28.95 BUY NOW

Appeteasers --Nailhead Design -- Women's & Girls' Jersey T-Shirt

gold nailhead design life is a cabernet with hand-painted wine bottle on chianti jersey tee

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Premium quality 70% cotton/30% rayon fitted t-shirt
Is the way to your funny bone through your stomach? If so, these "Food Lover" T-shirts are just for you! The simple yet witty expressions are spelled out with glistening nailheads, giving these striking shirts a bold look that grabs attention

Choose an expression and shirt color below.
This Shirt Ships Free!

1a) Wine Lover's Choices:
1b) Cheesy Choices:
1c) Foodie Fun:
1d) Commander in Chef:
2) Jersey Colors:
3) Size:
4) Nailhead Colors:
5) Hand-Painted Accent:

$23.95 BUY NOW

Appeteasers -- Nailhead Design -- Women's & Girls' V-Neck T-Shirt

silver nailhead design prefers older vintages on lavender v-neck shirt

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Premium quality 70% cotton/30% rayon v-neck t-shirt styled to fit her just right
Is the way to your funny bone through your stomach? If so, these "Food Lover" T-shirts are just for you! The simple yet witty expressions are spelled out with glistening nailheads, giving these striking shirts a bold look that grabs attention

Choose an expression and shirt color below
This Shirt Ships Free!

1a) Wine Lover's Choices:
1b) Cheesy Choices:
1c) Foodie Fun:
1d) Commander in Chef:
2) V-Neck Colors:
3) Size:
4) Nailhead Colors:
5) Hand-Painted Accent:

$25.95 BUY NOW

Appeteasers -- Nailhead Design -- Women's and Girls' Ringer T-Shirt

red and black nailhead design Pinot Noir on white with black ringer t-shirt

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100% cotton mini rib tee with contrasting collar and sleeves styled to fit her just right
Is the way to your funny bone through your stomach? If so, these "Food Lover" T-shirts are just for you! The simple yet witty expressions are spelled out with glistening nailheads, giving these striking shirts a bold look that grabs attention

Choose an expression and shirt color below
This Shirt Ships Free!

1a) Wine Lover's Choices:
1b) Cheesy Choices:
1c) Foodie Fun:
1d) Commander in Chef:
2) Ringer Colors:
3) Size:
4) Nailhead Colors:
5) Hand-Painted Accent:

$23.95 BUY NOW

Appeteasers -- Nailhead Design -- Women's & Girls' Classic 50/50 T-Shirt

Pink Nailhead Design Chocolate Lover on Pink 50/50 Tee

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50% cotton/50% polyester t-shirt in the classic unfitted style
Is the way to your funny bone through your stomach? If so, these "Food Lover" T-shirts are just for you! The simple yet witty expressions are spelled out with glistening nailheads, giving these shirts a bold look that grabs attention

Choose an expression and shirt color below
This Shirt Ships Free!

1a) Wine Lover's Choices:
1b) Cheesy Choices:
1c) Foodie Fun:
1d) Commander in Chef:
2) Classic 50/50 Colors:
3) Size:
4) Nailhead Colors:
5) Hand-Painted Accent:

$21.95 BUY NOW

Appeteasers -- Nailhead Design -- Women's & Girls' Wide Strap Fitted Tank Top

black nailhead design living in zim with hand-painted wine bottle on chianti tank top

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100% cotton mini rib wide strap tank in a curve-hugging style
Is the way to your funny bone through your stomach? If so, these "Food Lover" T-shirts are just for you! The simple yet witty expressions are spelled out with glistening nailheads, giving these shirts a bold look that grabs attention

Choose an expression and shirt color below
This Shirt Ships Free!

1a) Wine Lover's Choices:
1b) Cheesy Choices:
1c) Foodie Fun:
1d) Commander in Chef:
2) Tank Colors:
3) Size:
4) Nailhead Colors:
5) Hand-Painted Accent:

$25.95 BUY NOW